May 18, 2007
Food-u-mu-cation…
For those unfamiliar with the market chain Trader Joes (I’m not sure how far the chain reaches), they’re a sort of funky, cheap place to get lots of semi-gourmet stuff that other markets don’t carry. They send out a monthly pamphlet called the “Fearless Flyer”, a small newsprint thing filled with blurbs about various products they’ve added recently, or are featuring. The writing is snappy and it’s filled with 20’s clip art- It’s a pretty fun little read.
However, I was taken aback by something I read in the latest installment, in a blurb about frozen blackberries. It reads: “If you’re unfamiliar with blackberries, they’re akin to raspberries, but a bit more tart and etc etc etc“. Unfamiliar with BLACKBERRIES?!?! Who isn’t familiar with blackberries? That’s like saying “If you’re not familiar with apples, they’re a crisp, thin-skinned fruit that fits handily into a number of popular applications, like pie, cobbler, and throwing at the homeless.”
However, the crazy thing is, somebody in marketing at TJ’s must have told somebody in advertising, “Now, Jasper, not everyone out there is privy to our advanced berry knowledge. Wouldn’t want to alienate the public- fill them in a bit.”
Well, if you really are unfamiliar with blackberries, they go a ‘lil something like this…

…anyhow, the point of this post isn’t to rail on folks that don’t know their rubus fruticosus from a hole in the ground- if they don’t, it’s not their fault. It’s more of a call-to-arms for folks to get out there and take some food risks. (more…)
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